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Side Effects of Bible Study

Have you ever listened to the potential side effects listed with some medications in commercials? They are usually bad enough to make me never want to take the medication. I ran across the following anonymous warning label for Bible study. Its side effects should be a little more desirable.

WARNING! Bible Usage Can Be Habit Forming... Regular reading can cause loss of anxiety and fear; decreased appetite for lying, cheating, stealing, hating, anger, jealousy, and envy. Symptoms include but are not limited to: increased sense of love, joy, peace, compassion, and contentment. Use only as directed. If symptoms persist, praise the Lord. Those are side effects worth seeking!